Fump

Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear.

Tony planned to fump his Mickey Mouse pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
Tony fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
Tony's parents confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.

by Introvertedcookie September 27, 2015

fumper

fumper - when you date a girl that is really hot just to get inside of her pants, then you break up with her

mike - hey bro this girl is bangin and she likes me but I don't want to go out with her

Timmy - yeah I got you do what I always do "fumper"

mike - "fumper" ?

Timmy - yeah it's when you date a girl just to get in her pants then you break up with her after you do. hence the name "fumper"

by transformersfiend411 August 13, 2009

Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP

Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!

by GSB55 June 27, 2009

Fump

To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.

"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"

by c00pala May 31, 2018

Fump

When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.

guy 1: "Man that was loud!"

guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"

by RandomRiceCake March 30, 2011

fumpled

getting fucked or owned or rape or destroyed

guy 1:damn this guy is good and killin me
guy 2:You GOT FUMPLED NIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by titeass September 11, 2007

Fump

FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>

1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.

(fumpish, fumpy)

He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.

by Jedi Pimp January 22, 2004