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Latitude

Latitude is a measure of horizontal location, and a horizontal line composes 50% of a square. Thus, your attitude is reflective of being a "square." To be a square is to be annoying.
This waitress has been a bitch all night. Some serious latitude.
by Midnight Bitch June 18, 2016
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Platitude salad

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.
Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.
by Bah Zah June 9, 2020
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Fagitude

Someone who is a faggot with attitude who resides on the 30th latitude.
Bita is a fagitude....
by Mary Jane Jr. March 14, 2019
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Fiattitude

The fuck-it attitude adopted by Boomers at the stage in their life when they are finished paying for their kids' college educations, saving their failure-to-launch adult kids' asses, finished care-giving their elderly parents, retiring from their thankless jobs that millennials have taken over and disrespectfully made them to feel like dinosaurs and they are finally ready to begin living their lives for themselves! It is the attitude required to take them into the final and very best chapter of their of their lives!!
Since my kids are grown, my parents are gone, the house is paid off and I am retired, I have a freaking fiattitude!!!
by badboomer77 April 3, 2020
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Platitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.
by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009
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fratitude

Once a lovely independent young man, you have now succumbed to the ways of the fraternity. You are a tool. While beforehand, relationships and LOVE actually meant something to you, now all you need in life is a brother, a cig, and a nice ice cold coors light to soothe the stresses of re-pledging. You now have fratitude. KUDOS to giving up all originality in your life.
Girl 1: My boyfriend and I were so happy until he joined that damn fraternity. Now all he talks about are his brothers, beer, and being the best mother fucker that ever walked this earth.
Girl 2: sorry girl, that's what happens with frat boys. It's the FRATITUDE.
by champagne jones September 26, 2009
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Fortitude

Something todays general hedonist doesn't aspire to.
He doesn't have any fortitude. That dude just drifts through life without wanting anything better and bitches when he has to actually WORK.
by I'm The Map August 3, 2007
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