Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.

Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"

by Ricky Foxwell February 16, 2009

The Dooo

A YouTuber that plays a variety of video games but Is most recognised for playing the guitar in his videos.

“Did you see The Dooo ‘s new video last night?”

“Yeah it was so funny”

by l..l January 21, 2019

dry dogwood

The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act.

Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood

by Geordan July 17, 2006

Doroon

1. A fictional planet from the novel Race for Doroon, where the Keeborn and Keegreet live, and where the story's hero Race is introduced.

2. A minor fictional character in the fantasy novel, The Belgariad, by David Eddings.

1. There is something in the water on the planet Doroon that the Keeborn need in order to survive.

2. I don't know who Doroon is in The Belgariad.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

Doyoon

A person who claims to have a very wide intellectual span, academically, socially or emotionally, but does not even understand the basic functions of human nature and math. A doyoon is likely to show off or brag about things he/she does not have. Is usually also a kpop fan.

"There was this dumb Doyoon in my class, he kept saying he got better grades and was smarter, but in reality his IQ was like 30 hah."
"dang, that sounds like an annoying guy to deal with".

by godsbiggestheemer March 26, 2019

dowooning

Amazing tiktoker @dowooning who cries over dowoon and her other bias, she makes edits and concerning content but is not afraid to protect you and cares for you deeplt

dowooning is the most weirdest tiktoker I've seen on my fyp

by doyoungs 27th tooth December 29, 2020

Doowon

A Korean addicted to kimchi and rice, loves Agnes, and can fall asleep anywhere.
it also enjoys specifically 5 onion rings (no more, no less). Its favourite hobby is to read books and be nerdy and claim to llort others and instead gets tr0lL3d himself when least expected

YAY IT'S DOOWON

by dottie_junior June 10, 2013