dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004

bob dole

a person who like to refer to himself in the third person, ran for president or sometin, was on the simpsons, snl, pepsi commerical, is pretty funny for an 82 year lod man

Where the hell are bob Doles pants-Bob Dole

bob dole needs to go to bob doles home and spend some quality time with bob doles wife-bob dole

Your Bob doles bitch-bob dole

by Vinnie Da Homeskillet January 14, 2005

Deleminate

A portmanteau combining the words Delete + Eliminate to form "Deleminate".

Meaning: To eliminate through deletion.

"Bob was being a prick so I deleminated him from my contact's list!"

"My mom is a WHAT?! Consider yourself deleminated!"

"Yeah, I totally beat my lowest score, so it has officially been deleminated from the scoreboard."

by Cookei January 29, 2010

doleimah

Word used when your intention is to momentarily confuse or disorient someone

Me: whats up dude, how has your day been
Other: Im doin great, hbu?
Me: DOLEIMAH!
Other: ??? Could you say that again? I dont think I heard you right
Me: im doin fine
Other: oh

by Ripsayinbro August 16, 2018

Dole whip

Take a pineapple chop the top off then hollow it out on both ends. ( a larger sized one preferred). Two men insert their dicks into opposite ends and proceed to fuck it while looking into each other eyes. Once they ejaculated into the pinappele. They then grab two spoons and enjoy the dessert they've made.

My friend and i ate already, we had a dole whip warm and sweet dessert.

by Blueberry cobbler May 14, 2019

The Yanta Dilemma

When you are unable to engage in playful flirting due to the inability to disengage from doing bits

The Yanta Dilemma Scenario

Person 1: Hey, come here often? ;)
Person 2: come here often? I practically live here.
Person 1: Oooo so you could show me where the bed is? ;)
Person 2: *proceeds to lay underneath the pool table*

by afriendof.floko March 26, 2022

Hot Guy Dilemma Syndrome

When a girl suffers from attraction to a hot guy, usually one of her best friends or someone that she knows it would be a huge mistake to get involved with, and won't allow herself to go out with/make out with them, but can't stay away either. She will continue to toggle back and forth between wanting to jump his bones and wanting him to die a horrible death.

Girl1: Oh, my god those two BOTH make me have Hot guy dilemma syndrome!

Girl2: Bummer girl, you should just hurry up and date them so you can move on to the just hating their guts phase!

by SufferingNsocorro March 31, 2009