A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.
Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.
by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010
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Once you're finished letting the dildoridoo play you, transmute it into a didgeridoo, so you can play it, too.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013
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Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."
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Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."
Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."
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Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."
by LJoe January 19, 2010
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We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.
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