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dakota

The hottest guy ever. When you see him you will be like, "oh man, he looks like a good fuck." And yes, he is. he is also stubborn and short tempered, but a relationship with this guy can be one of the best yet. A total stoner. Smokes way too much weed. And skateboards, and wastes a lot of time. And is totally lazy, but will always treat his lady right.
Me: Hi!
Dakota: Sex me.
by dumbbitch0079 December 18, 2012
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Dakota High School

Because of its proximity to a huge trailer park, and the amount of school of choice kids who come from the projects across Hall Road, Mount clemens, or even Detroit, Dakota is the worst school in Macomb Township. Full of the ghettoest white and black kids ever.
Dakota High School gets a lot of School of Choice kids. This, in combination with the trailer park, are why people who live near there conversly don't go to Dakota.
by South Side Chicano July 16, 2016
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Dakoda

Dakoda is the whitest girl ever she eats a lot and always has something to say she is a really good friend and never put up with people's shit
Did you hear what Dakoda Said
Yeah it was hilarious
by Makaylais$upid July 13, 2019
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Dakota Houston

Dakota Houston pits so fucking hard, it's unreal
by Michael Moshpit June 28, 2010
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Dakota Johnson

When a Dakota Johnson happens to you. It means that you were accused of not inviting a certain person to your 30th birthday party.
"Man, I just got Dakota Johnsoned"
"My friend just Dakota Johnsoned me"
by JustOneHappyBoiii June 30, 2021
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dakota armstrong

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum
person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?

person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021
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South Dakota Sausage

When some male or female uses sausage or hotdogs as a sex toy and shoves it up the rectum or vagina and then eats it afterwards.
Sandy: Oh god that feels so good

Barbara: Let me eat it!

Sandy: Yeah i think we should stop..south dakota sausage is just gross, Barbara.
by michael92394 April 16, 2011
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