A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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A hockey crowbar is the Canadian term for what is commonly called a "Hockey Stick" elsewhere in the world.
by January's_cold December 11, 2023
Get the Hockey Crowbar mug.Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man
“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”
by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024
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