pinch my grandma with a crowbar

I think you’re insane but give me head

Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?

by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022

crowbar

According to anime characters in certain arcs, a crowbar is an "unspeakable bar thing", for no obvious and apparent reason.

*A Notices that B is holding a crowbar, but has no idea of what that is.*
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."

by KryanThePacifist November 10, 2017

Crowbar

Crowbar aka (crowey) aka (bender) Describes someone who’s being an absolute cock womble cunt and who is clearly a homosexual man

“Mate your being a proper Crowey liven up abit son, here have a snif of this”
“Your a fucking crowbar you cunt”
“Fuck being bent like Beckham your a crowbar plain and simple”

by EllDeeeee March 21, 2024

Dirty crowbar

While plowing your girl from behind insert your finger in the dirt road and lift up then wait a second for her to tighten up

I’ll take her to the landshark then go back to my place to give her my dirty crowbar.

by That weird guy Dan December 31, 2024