One-night-stand carnage

One-night-stand carnage describes being on a grey street, not really knowing where you are on a Monday morning. People are on their way to work while you have just been ejected out on to the street from the girl's flat (name unknown) where you spent the night. You are still drunk, have bloodshot eyes, are wearing a going-out shirt and because you were using Dax Wax your hair is all over the place. All can plainly see that you were out fucking. Now comes the walk of shame...

Fucking hell, I was serious one-night-stand carnage. I was at the busstop and everyone was looking at me. I was all over the place. I didn't have a penny on me so I had to bunk onto the Luas (Dublin tram) without paying and then walk home. Got into work two hours late... Same again next weekend?

by The Bazman June 19, 2007

unspecified carnage

What big john left in the coach toilet

Fuck me my eyes are stinging, look at that unspecified carnage that dirty cunt left in the lav.

by Little john January 25, 2014

coinage

To give out chocolate coins to other people for free.

"Does anybody want coinage?"
"yes please" "oh yum"

by David 2208 January 8, 2008

Cancerous Ass Carnage

the act of smearing your bloody dick on a rectal tumor

Uncle Greer- dude i was just diagnosed with a malignant tumor
Blake- where is it?
Uncle Greer- on my ass
Blake- can i fuck it?
Uncle Greer- sure! i love cancerous ass carnage

by jlaw23s June 20, 2009

cornagy

the act of masturbating on top of a massive pile of assorted corn varieties usually with one or more partners.

hey chad me and you're mom just got done with a cornagy.

by j dizzle dog May 8, 2011

Carnagerous

Carnagerous is a respected and often used term that refers to having an appetite for carnage.

This term originated from the words "carnage" and "carnivorous". A combination of these words created the term for an appetite for destruction.

"It seems like Bob has become quite carnagerous by destroying an entire zombie horde."
"After devouring a bird and its nest, my dog has become quite carnagerous."
"I think I've become carnagerous!"

by Sassner69 October 9, 2016

carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival that comes to shopping center parking lots, malls and local fairgrounds. Typically consisting of old amusement park rides that sometines causes physical injury or death to it's riders.

Look mommy, it's a carnival, can we go to it? No sweetie, we're not going to that Carnageval.

by rezinator June 14, 2018