cutarded

An adjective towards someone usually used as a dis. In stead of usuing the word retarded because unlike cutarded , retarded may offend one and is usually miss used. And by chance that you really are cutarded, be proud of it, show the world simply by getting a "friend" to write the letter C without your permission on your forehead.

For example it can be used in such situations:
"your a loser!"
"yeah well your catarded!"
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"UH! this is so cutarded!"
Or
"Uh! i ran into the wall skipping because someone stopped the skipping rope at fire in the skipping game "somebody nobody...you know your cutarded when..."

by maddie and coral February 26, 2006

Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018

combarded

A release of a massive shart thought to be a fart, spreads all over into all different parts.

Man, I just combarded all over when my girl squeezed me.

by Jimbonious March 21, 2021

Rontarded

A person who takes COVID so seriously that they give up all autonomy, or personal responsibility.

Susie: When are you going to get back to work?

Aaron: I can’t work, what about coronavirus?

Susie: That’s Rontarded.

by Xx2zlegends2xX August 6, 2021

Contained

Kept within limit until struggling.

Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!

by Fendzs December 31, 2021