Condarmed 

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

Condarmed by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Confirmed Wavy 

When someone does some Ye shit, they are Confirmed Wavy. Often substituted by the wave emoji (🌊)

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

My boy, Kidthony Cudtano leaked Yandhi. He Confirmed Wavy.

Confirmed Wavy by Lord Popsicle April 25, 2019

half life 3 confirmed

An overused joke on facebook comments which implies everything has 3 subjects means that Half Life 3 will be released.

3 likes on this; half life 3 confirmed
3 dicks inside my ass; half life 3 confirmed

half life 3 confirmed by TwoBirdsStonedAtOnce July 30, 2013

Confirmed Sex Haver 

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

Confirmed Sex Haver by Slaken April 11, 2019

Confirmed for Brawl 

Term used for when affirming a third person's present at a future event (or even yourself).

Derived from when Sonic the Hedgehog was confirmed for the Nintendo Wii game "Super Smash Brothers Brawl", which some people on forums went crazy about by posting "SONIC CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL".

Party Host: "So, is Dave gonna be able to make it tonight?"
Geeky Guest: "DAVE CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Dave: "You coming down the pub tonight?"
John: "JOHN CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL"

Confirmed for Brawl by Mallowman87 January 12, 2008

sinnoh confirmed 

(n.) A noun phrase that could be only used during 2020 which means that pokemon diamond and pearl remakes are kinda boppin. This is originated as an internet meme 5 years ago and now a reality.

pokemon trainer: why everything in the sword and shield dlc is like sinnoh?
memer: SINNOH CONFIRMED

sinnoh confirmed by rusted-iron-oxide December 3, 2020

illuminati confirmed 

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.

Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.

illuminati confirmed by Wolfscent July 27, 2016