condom

A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.

Real men don't use condoms!

by RealMan July 14, 2003

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

by eric123 December 2, 2007

Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

by BBPow August 15, 2010

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

by SKKW1313 June 10, 2015

[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.

by KrimsonSmartass January 13, 2009

Condom

Haven't you heard?

If you're gonna make LOVE,

WEAR a GLOVE!!!

CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,

So you Better WEAR a LATEX,

Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,

That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!

Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!

My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!

Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."

Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."

Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."

by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009