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Definitions by Fuckinghomos
condom
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A drysuit made of
rubber
especially
for
penis
Jane: AH dick, why aren't you
wearing
your
wetsuit
??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm
wearing
condom.
condom
by
Fuckinghomos
July 27, 2003
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