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colossal cock

A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.

Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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Cobus

Cobus

Cobus is a person who is wicked cool and legitly awesome at drummming
His name useually consists of lots of flem
potg*flem*ter
Usually says Booya in many situations and can beatbox like a beast
Their hair has an insane amount of gel in it to keep it held up

He makes insane DVD's, but unluckily a Cobus will useually have a poor internet connection (not of his own fault)
EX 1 "Dude whos that guy on the drums"

"He is so obviously a cobus"

"BOOYA"

EX 2
"Hey dude you wanna come down to my house"

"Booya man that would be wicked cool"

"ha ha ur such a Cobus"
by XBeantownX September 13, 2009
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Cobourg

Home of some whores and crackheads
Whats cobourg?

It's a greasy part of southern Ontario
by Essofed September 21, 2016
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Colosseum Freak

When a guy performs a Colosseum Job on a friend to play a trick on him.
He opens the bathroom door while his friend is urinating or defecating.

The friend either gets embarrassed and cries, or chases his friend half-naked to give him the beating of his life.
*guy1 is peeing*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
*guy1 cries*

*guy1 is defecating*
*guy2 opens the door*
Guy2: Colosseum!
Guy1: Come here you Colosseum Freak, I'll beat the shit out of you!
by cjredskin September 13, 2009
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Colosseum

The Colosseum is a historical theater located in Rome, Italy. In the days of the Roman Empire, emperors held public events in it. The Colosseum is an elliptical amphitheater which could seat up to 50,000 audience members, and had a special Emperor's Box from which the king of Rome himself could witness the shows.

The Colosseum was used mainly for gladiator tournaments, war reenactments, sea battle plays, and public executions. It also held occasional spectacles such as mock animal hunts, and dramas.
Tourist: Sir, when do we get to the Colosseum?

Tour Guide: That's our next stop.
by DictionaryDefinitionManiac February 23, 2013
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Colostomy Bag Kate

Someone who smells like shit all of the time, someone who goes to the bathroom on themselves.
Ralph- Hold up, who spilled gravy all over my new white carpet?
Scott- Umm, Ralph, I think you need to sit down.
Ralph- Why?
Scott- Ralph, Thats not from the gravy, Thats from Colostomy Bag Kate, see theres a trail all the way from the bathroom to your car.
by John Pidcock December 22, 2008
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Cobbsby

Choking the chicken and strangling grapes all while loitering at Borders.
Dave: What are you doing tonight?

Bill: I think im gonna do a Cobbsby and call it a night.
by The Hurly Bird September 22, 2010
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