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Chrismess

Miscellaneous items such as gifts, boxes, and bags that clutter one's home as a result of Christmas Day.
The Chrismess has taken over my house.
by imakraut77 December 31, 2011
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ChrisDesertoing

(v.) 1. The act of stalking your own girlfriend

(adj.) 2. Stupid, Unhealthy, Strange, All Around Strangeness
... Yea, he was just ChrisDesertoing Leanne the other day...
by Mail EriuGcm September 15, 2010
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chrisass nigga

someone who bullshits completely and really believes that everyone buys it. runs on his own time despite the inconvienance to other people, lies about where he is at even when caught, overly sensative, and will completely lie about how much money he as on him.
not a chrisass nigga: hey, where are you?
a chrisass nigga: maaan, im all the way across town.
*5 minutes later is seen walking out of his moms house down the street.
by ayyybaybee December 2, 2010
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Christress

The time around Christmas that gets people stressed out. Can be used pertaining to the "War on Christmas". What family members feel, knowing they have to interact with each other this holiday. Going shopping in malls, and heavily populated places could cause this stress.
The moment I awoke on black Friday, I felt the Christress kick me in the ass. Megyn Kelly might have been experiencing Christress while blurting out "Santa is white".
by BrilliantBill, KaoticKimmy December 23, 2013
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Chrismission

An assignment by a spouse of other family member to acquire Christmas presents
Him: Let's find a sports bar Sunday and watch some NFL
Me: Can't, my wife has me scheduled for a Chrismission before we leave for the holidays
by stuartc1 November 10, 2017
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Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.
Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!
by imakraut77 December 28, 2018
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christesperate

overly desperate, longing for love; acting a fool (head over heels)
He fell in love with her and only ever saw her walking down the street. He's christesperate!!
by funnygal527 February 15, 2020
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