Carpentry

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.

Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.

by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009

loud cappin

means to spill someones secrets aloud; to put someone on blast; to tell everyone in the vicinity what someone is trying to sneak and do

Classroom full of people,

Earl: (whispering) Man I got so high last night!

Tyrone: (talking really loud) Whaaat, You got high last night, man why you didn't call me?

Earl: Man why you gotta be loud cappin me like that?

by MsDesyBaby October 2, 2010

Carpenters Cut

When stuck on a building site with no toilet paper someone who needs to pass solids could use the carpenters cut. It is a process of spreading your ass cheeks wide and then letting them go back together as the solid is passed. Thus creating a carpenters cut and removing the need of toilet paper.

Carl "I have no toilet paper and need to go number two to relieve myself. I am in a silight situation what ever could I do"

Stephen "But Carl you can use the carpenters cut and forget the toilet paper"

by Paul131279 February 22, 2007

cappin

frontin or lying

nigga shut yo cappin but up

by charley April 18, 2003

Crappenstance

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005

Ball Cappin

Acting like you got something but you really don't

Alex claimed he bought a Gucci & Fendi belt at Lenox Mall, but everybody know he is Ball Cappin.

by CapLingo October 31, 2016

Brown capping

When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.

Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...

"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"

by amos quito May 1, 2005