Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

bloocher

A black person who can never pay for themselves so they just mooch off everyone else.

"Yo this bloocher is making us pay for her fuckin cab."
"That Bitch"

by Bmad4life August 3, 2006

Blerch

To describe something that is dank as shit.

"How did it go last night?"
"Yo her pu$$y was so blerch!"

by Brad the Wall October 2, 2014

Blocho

The sexual act of receiving a blow job while eating a large deluxe nacho.

I got guac in Amee's hair last night when she was giving me a blocho.

by J to the tizzle March 24, 2008

Borch

Referring to something out of the ordinary, broken, improperly functioning, etc.

I got into an accident, now my car is all borched up.

by Tom December 13, 2003

BLORTH

A homosexual who loves teh cock.

You're so BLORTH.

Stop being so BLORTH.

by BLORTH March 17, 2005

BLORTH

The faggotiest fag to ever sail the seven colons. He appears in many sentences such as:
<&BLORTH> I LOVE GAY PORN

No one likes BLORTH, but he gets boners from all men and she-males so he sticks around anyway just to beat off to your name.

Quit being gay. You're so gay, that I think you're on the verge of being BLORTH gay.

by Elmdor March 17, 2005