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When a hiccup, sneeze, cough, or laugh causes food or drink to emit from one's nose.
I was finishing my applesauce when that dog fell down and I blurched it all down my shirt. Also - Don't blurch, Coke burns the nose.
blurch by paynomind February 16, 2007
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The sound, action and experience of salad dressing--or other such fluids--blurching forth from its container, when squeezed.
The salad dressing blurched forth from the bottle all over my plate.
blurch by John Walford October 7, 2008
A sudden, powerful discharge of bodily content(s).
As I took the last bite, I blurched some back onto my plate.
blurch by treesmythe September 17, 2019
Like a burp, but with a hint of puke.
"When I saw the monkey pee in it's mouth, it made me wanna blarch."
blarch by KingCone January 16, 2009

Blurthurt 

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.
Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.
Blurthurt by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

charlie burchill 

Excellent scottish rock guitarist who is a founding member of Simple Minds. Known for awesome power riffs and highly tasteful licks and solos, an amazing collection of vintage guitars and a vast arsenal of superb sounding effects.
"Man, thats some amazing guitar playing, who is that?"
"Thats Charlie Burchill of Simple Minds. He rules."
charlie burchill by bradguitar June 27, 2007