assparade

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...

hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...

by blitzz September 14, 2007

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

assepipar

The act of being depressed; used in portuguese, mainly in Vila Verde, Braga.

Hoje estou a assepipar.

English: Today I am asspiping. (Today I am feeling depressed)

by José Hermano Saraiva September 8, 2009

assperience

A noun denoting the amount of ass that one has recieved in one's lifetime.

Man, that jock has an unbelievable amount of assperience. He's done it with the whole cheerleading team.

by Assperience December 18, 2009

Assphemy

A fart that smells so bad, it is unforgivable.

Person 1: (fart)
Person 2: Dude!?
Person 3: Come on man! That was straight up ASSPHEMY!

by Laturna Noes August 30, 2013

asspaps

A bitter old man that doesn't want to evolve and is stuck in his generational beliefs.

That old guy is such an ass he hates my music ! What an asspaps!

by Goalmolkus May 5, 2017