Asscube

When someone places an icecube down their pants and into their butcrack, then removes it and throws it at another person-resulting in a bruise

holy shit that guy gave me the worst asscube yesterday! its still throbing

by ishbarningtar July 10, 2010

assgoblin

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

by MPC October 25, 2003

asscon

An attractive "female", who convinces you to go back to "her" place where he attempts to ass rape you.

Man, what's up that guy's ass?
- Hey, give him a break. He met an asscon last night.
Oh. So his ass is nice and clean. Cool.

by assblaster2000 March 9, 2003

asscot

A hick word for the meaning of the word tired

I threw firewood all day, my asscot tired.

by Bilf n Boo September 10, 2005

asscommander

a total tool. an all around asshole

I'm glad my sister finally decided to divorce that guy. He was such an asscommander!

by Mr. Man and Patois February 27, 2011

assgoblin

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

by William Gilson August 29, 2006