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zooed

That nigga zooed my weed
by m from stp July 22, 2017
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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!
by TreestanD W March 3, 2014
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fuck zoned

Being used by a guy or a woman just for sex without any intention of having a relationship with you.
She hasn't called me back. She promised she would. Do you think she will call me?

No, you have been fuck zoned
by Superwanker2000 January 21, 2012
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zoned

In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.
The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.

-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)
by anarcissie January 20, 2011
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zose

Zose is a very loving person he is so sweet and kind he love running with people and always is a very loving friend no matter what he is very intelegent loves making people laugh and smile he is so cute heloves making new friends
" hey where is zose?"
"He is making new friends down the block"
by Zosey September 17, 2017
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Brother-zoned

(also Bro-zoned) worse than getting friend-zoned or acquaintance-zoned. Mainly happens to girls who have an eye out for someone at least a year older than themselves.

After hanging out a few times, the guy stops considering the girl as girlfriend material rather than his little sister. They can have lots of fun together but nothing more serious than that. You can't really get out of this any possible way (perhaps after 2 or more years not seeing each other)
~ Is that your friend? He's a cutie ^^

> Yep kinda, but brother-zoned me the very first day :/

~ I feel for you sis!
by She Anarchy October 18, 2014
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Zomedy

Shaun of The Dead is a Zomedy
by Mike Rotch January 29, 2005
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