Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.

Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"

by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009

wankpuffin

Commonly associated with Donald Trump.

1. A north-Atlantic bird that does nothing but jerk off
2. An asshole
3. A dumb person

Dude, did you see Donald Trump's twitter? Someone called him a wankpuffin!

by asscat243 November 19, 2016

Wankphobic

Wankphobic,

A wankphobic is someone who is scared of wanking.
Simply, because he is scared to wank off.

Maybe for kids who are young and who do not know what will happen.

Dude: Do you wank off lately?

2nd dude: No I am scared to wank off.

Dude: Oh, that means you are a wankphobic.

by Multiwanker March 30, 2012

Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007

wankpile

A Big huge fat fuck off pile of wank, but.. in a pile.

This reminds me of martins face, at night.. whilst he sucks my big long twang under the sheets, at the same time tibbsey is plucking his pubic region.

A huge pile of wank tittys, compiled of a penguin dancing to the sound of music, especially in the atlantic, although... marten does like to smell other mens pe.nis. He also saves up wanks to make a wankpile.

by Infin1ty January 13, 2008

wankspoon

A spoon mostly used for wanking.

Shit! I found Jerry's mom drinking from my wankspoon!

by assholefaggot21 August 9, 2004

wankpellet

someone who is extremely irritating

jog on wankpellet
go away asswipe

by roxy101 April 16, 2011