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Wankphobic

Wankphobic,

A wankphobic is someone who is scared of wanking.
Simply, because he is scared to wank off.

Maybe for kids who are young and who do not know what will happen.
Dude: Do you wank off lately?

2nd dude: No I am scared to wank off.

Dude: Oh, that means you are a wankphobic.
Wankphobic by Multiwanker March 30, 2012
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wankaholic 

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation
Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.
wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005
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Wankoholic 

Name given to an individual who wanks to an excessive nature. Or more times than society deems exceptable.
My mate never stops wanking, he's become a wankoholic
Wankoholic by Pigster69 December 12, 2010

wankaholic 

A person, usually an American but can be any nationality aside from British, who is addicted to using British terms, phrases, and idioms. In addition, the wankaholic often misuses the British expressions he believes he is using correctly. The term is a combination of the words, "wanker," a derogatory British expression, and "alcoholic," a person who is addicted to alcohol.
American: That movie was bloody good!
Brit: "Bloody good?" What are you, a wankaholic?

Brit #1: My American friend Milo is a real wankaholic.
Brit #2: What makes you say that?
Brit #1: Every time he sees someone he doesn't like, he calls them a "wanker."

Wankoholic 

(1.) Can be Used to define someone who masturbate's too much.

(2.) It can be used as an insult to a guy who always is trying to peek under girls skirts to save pussy to the Wankbank.
1. You see noah in the back of the classroom beating off? I think hes a wankoholic!
2. Ugh do you see that one bald kid always tripping behind girls? Hes a wankoholic for sure.
Wankoholic by WanksytheWanker October 2, 2016

yankphobic

the fear/hatred of non-native americans. the stereotypical uncultured white americans who hate immigrants and british people even though their ancestors were both of those things.

invented by a scottish person after seeing americans on social media claim the loch ness monster was theirs.
white american: *says something utterly stupid*
non-american: "Thank you, now i am yankphobic"šŸ˜
yankphobic by chavhater.xx November 15, 2020

Washphobic 

Commonly refers to Anarchist on Twitter that argues for the abolition of Hygiene, which they see as a component of authority
"This anarchist keep arguing against showers, they're washphobic"
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