A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.
Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"
Man 2 : "Errr....no"
Man 2 : "Errr....no"
by MillsyKafer November 07, 2008
Myles had just fallen off of his bike and there was blood everywhere. Mum said (non sarcastically) "does it hurt?" Myles said "of course it does , you bellsmeg".
by MillsyKafer December 04, 2006