bellsmeg

A stupid person, usually used when the person is stating the obvious (non ironically).

Myles had just fallen off of his bike and there was blood everywhere. Mum said (non sarcastically) "does it hurt?" Myles said "of course it does , you bellsmeg".

by MillsyKafer December 06, 2006

Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.

Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"

by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009