Definitions by MillsyKafer

Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.

Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"

Wankumentary by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009

bellsmeg 

A stupid person, usually used when the person is stating the obvious (non ironically).

Myles had just fallen off of his bike and there was blood everywhere. Mum said (non sarcastically) "does it hurt?" Myles said "of course it does , you bellsmeg".

bellsmeg by MillsyKafer December 6, 2006