Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.

Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.

by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007

poopy wiener

A chili dog. A hotdog topped or covered with chili.

We went to Dairy Queen and Pam got a poopy wiener and fries.

by Bif85 March 28, 2007

wide boi

Kylo Ren, but, EXTREMELY SWOLE. Mr Galaxy Wide

Look at WIDE BOI

by tiny little boy January 16, 2018

Wide Holer

A woman who has had many dicks inside of her so she can then have many in at same so me. The wide holers are even better after birth.

After me giving birth to you young child I shall have many more dicks inside of me all at once. I thank the Lord for him to put u inside my money making hole. As to now....I am indeed....A wide holer

by Snapothecoinboiiiz July 16, 2018

I C Wiener

I C Wiener is used in "Space Pilot 3000" (Futurama).
Fry, the errand boy, is sent to a cryogenics lab with the name of the recipient: I. C. Wiener. When he arrives he doesn't find anyone exept for some frozen people in some refrigerating rooms. 'Icy wiener'(I. C. Wiener) refers to the frozen people who are the recipients of the pizza, thats the joke moved to Fry.

FRY: "Ehy-ohh.. I have a pizza for.. I C Wiener?? Damn, what a fool!"

by Zia Bianch. May 2, 2008

wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009

Wiener Wiener Where's My Wiener

A game played by several males who all get naked in a small room and turn out the lights and cover the windows so no light gets in. The game then begins by everyone spinning around for 30 seconds, then attempting to grab as many wieners as possible (grabbing your own doesn't count). Upon grabbing a wiener, the player shouts, "wiener wiener where's my wiener." The person who's wiener has been grabbed then has 5 seconds to return the grab, or the other player receives 1 point. If the grab is returned, the player receives 2 points, and one point is taken away from the original grabber. The game is played to 50 points, or until a massive gay orgy ensues.

Instead of playing basketball, we decided to play a round of wiener wiener where's my wiener.

by bluekpax December 19, 2008