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Ukrainian knuckle duster

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.
Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster
by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018
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Ukrainian barbecue

Getting on the GP.
Having a sweet puff cola.
Having a shardonnay
When the chef wants to fire up the glass barbie, or Ukrainian barbecue
by Bbqpitmaster February 23, 2021
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Ukrainian Jumpcut

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and jumps up, removing his penis from the girl’s vagina just before he is about to ejaculate, and then lands so his penis slides into the girl’s asshole, using his ejaculate as lube.
“I’ve always wanted to try a Ukrainian Jumpcut, but I’m afraid I’ll miss and break my dick”.
by QCumBear August 30, 2021
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Ukrainian Mistletoe

When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023
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Ukrainian

A man from ukrainian descent, that was not struck by ghenghis khan and his samll penised army. Thus, making that mans penis very large.
People who were raped by ghenghis khans army, are now known as russians, who have normal sized penises.

DO NOT FORGET. Ukrainians have the biggest penis ever, even more the black people's penis.
Look at ukrainian Yuri, he has a huge penis!
by Shamen & Goozie August 30, 2006
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Ukrainian Waterslide

When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.
Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.
by RoawdyC June 3, 2016
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