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twitterass

Harassing someone through twitter, usually following them while they are not following you; local and national celebrities or press people, etc.

twitterassing, twitterassment.

(also, sexual twitterassment)
"Yea, Jay decided to take a break from twitter. That girl he met last week totally twitterassed him."

"It is the policy of this paper that no reporter respond to twitterassment from the unwashed masses we feed our crap to."
by mat_catastrophe September 9, 2011
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Twitterbit

The clitoris. The love-button.
He opened wider my hairy slit,
And tongued my rigid twitterbit,
I moaned and jerked in ecstasy,
As he slowly sucked the spunk from me.
by windsostrange September 13, 2011
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twiterpated

To become infatuated with, or crazy in love with. Butterflies in stomach are optional.
"She killed so many men because he was twiterpated with their cocks, because she wanted one herself"
by Tabby May 17, 2004
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Twiterpatted

In the movie, Bambi, the young Fawn is refered to as, "Twiterpatted", when the others find out that she likes another Fawn. This word is used to define men who can't get enough of being around their girls. In other words, he's WHIPPED.
Boy 1-"Hey, you comin to the court to hoop wit us, man?"
Boy 2-"Naw, Im chillin at me girl's place today."
Boy 1-"AGAIN? Damn, yo ass Twiterpatted!"
by Yung_Knowledge February 12, 2004
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twitterpated

a woman so horny she is wet to below her knees
Every time the dark haired attendant smiled at her she was instantly twitterpated.
She couldn't drink tequila because she knew it would make her horny, and if she had 2 she would become twitterpated.
by cold clear light April 4, 2015
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Twatterpated

Similar in definition as "Twitterpated" save for the focus on one particular female body-part.
Me: "Man, her face is ass nasty, but I get all twatterpated once those pants come off!"
You: *gag*
by Wohly Chim Chim March 29, 2008
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Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation
@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"
by BethCagnol June 29, 2011
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