Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.

Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries

by schifo December 27, 2010

tonsil boxing

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

by Justin Redman January 29, 2004

tonked

To be soundly beaten, especially in sports.

Man City got tonked by Chelsea last night! 4-0? Ouch!

by ColinZeal August 7, 2006

tonk tower

A vehicle(truck) packed with food.furniture,toys,etc passed the top of the roof a vehicle.

I saw a tonk tower on I-10 today,with 6 tonks in the cab.

by bronson777 October 27, 2009

tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.

I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.

by ultradaddy January 19, 2013

honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

by Jdaddy83au October 8, 2007