schifo's definitions

gorilla

a sexy italian guido. Nuff said.

Man you should have came to the beach today, there were gorillas everywhere!

by schifo January 5, 2011

tonka power burn

To tonka size your amount of consumption in a 'fast minute or two'. Resulting in a 'flying high' state of mind

time for a tonka power burn so we can eat our food while shesss still toasty!

by schifo May 7, 2011

Tonka Turtle

A large feminine physique, with a round tummy, ugly face, likes there food and a hump in the back. Usually a stage 5 clinger. Also usually pleased with a purchase of french fries.

Wowww there are tonka turtles everywhere! Look at them eating their frenchhh fries

by schifo December 27, 2010