3 definitions by Justin Redman

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

A woman of particular build resembling a snowman when viewed from all angles. The snowman is usually seen wielding a cookie sheet with fudge squares strategically placed on the sheet. (The snowman is typically a mother).

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.