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Trunk Tetris

A game played by owners of compact cars when they have a large amount of luggage, tools, dead hookers, etc. that won't readily fit in their small trunk. It involves placing different-shaped pieces in various configurations in the hopes that everything will somehow fit (hence Tetris). Failure leads to passengers with suitcases uncomfortably balanced on their laps, or the use of bungie cords.
Jane: How are we going to fit all my luggage into your '89 Camry?
John: I guess we'll have to play trunk tetris.
by Evil Timmy December 3, 2009
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trunk dent

literal: a dent in the trunk of a car
alternatively: butt-crack
Dude, the plumber's pants were so low, he was definitely showing trunk dent

Not only are her pants so tight that she's got a muffin top, but she's flashing her trunk dent
by climbinggirl April 27, 2011
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trunk drunk

A way to save money when going out on the town. You store a bottle of liquor in your trunk and frequently leave the night club to take a few shots in the parking lot.
I'm a bit short on cash, so I'm bringing a cheap bottle of vodka and going on a trunk drunk tonight.
by Bruce858 May 16, 2011
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trunk mom

A mom that puts her kids in the trunk of a car
Ohhhh you're one of those moms *sees kids in the back of the trunk* aka trunk mom
by Tpeezy November 13, 2013
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trunkage

A slightly prolapsed anus that resembles the short trunk of tree stump.
"Dude I was going down on this girl and I noticed her ass hole stuck out like a nipple!"

"Mate that's sounds like some mad, trunkage"
by Phillipjfry110011 January 25, 2017
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mafia trunk

A coupe or sedan trunk that is absurdly large on the inside and deceptively small looking on the outside. A regular car trunk might be able to store a dead body or two, but a mafia trunk must be capable of storing at least 5 dead bodies.

Examples include the trunks on the Nissan Altima, Chevy Impala, and Mazda 3.
You want a Mazda 3? How are you going to get all of your stuff to college in one trip?

No worries, Mom; it's got a mafia trunk.

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You stole a Mazda 3? How are we going to get Joey Malone's crew to the lake before sunrise?

No worries, Boss; it's got a mafia trunk.
by LeafytheGreat June 28, 2011
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trunk n' cage

A popular method of dating most successful in urban environments since even attractive people are more likely to walk to get around. Simply go trollin' through the streets in your Prius and use a tranquilizer dart/chloroform on your unsuspecting new friend. Then so not as to arouse suspicion, you place them unconscious into your trunk for the scenic ride home. After you have arrived, immediately transport them to the cage you keep in your basement and voila, trunk n' cage!
I love living in California. The weather is beautiful, the governor was in Jingle All the Way, the earthquakes feel good on my downstairs mix-up and of course there is an abundance of celebrities jogging around to trunk n' cage.
by weezarc June 19, 2010
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