Testi

A person who thinks that they are very good with women, have tons of friends, or has and makes tons of money, when the reality is in fact the opposite.
John Sarah is not even into you! No one is into you... Ya Fuckin Testi...
by Elon Stonks June 10, 2021
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Testi Tussle

The Testi Tussle is an act where 2 men strip down completely naked and wrap their legs around each other. They will place duct tape connecting each other's balls and back away in a tug-of-war type matchup, until one wins and rips the other's ball hair and skin off.
"Me and John had a Testi Tussle last night! He won and I ended up in the ER..."
by SMAMSMUNG January 09, 2024
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TESTI-FACTS

HAVING A TESTIMONY WITH FACTS TO PROVE
TATIANA HAS TESTI-FACTS THAT LAVINIA IS A EXCELLENT COOK
by The swirl November 08, 2022
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festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.
I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.
by ClawGee April 09, 2014
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Cueball Testys

Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.
Adam you have huge cueball testys for buying the GME call for $3400.
by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021
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Dick and testi torture

Hey dude Can you give me some Dick and testi torture

Tf is that?

its CBT but just a different saying
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 01, 2022
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Testy Pussies

1. An impatient, and somewhat bad tempered group of weak or cowardly boys or men.

2. An easily irritated group of cats.
1. When we scored that game winning goal, the other team bemoaned and turned into a bunch of Testy Pussies. Hey Testy Pussies - fuck you!

2. When sprayed with water, the feral cats became a clutter of Testy Pussies.
by Laser the Bearer of Truth June 08, 2024
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