telephone actress

A person, mainly woman, who works in the adult entratainment industry of phone sex. Works in complete anonymity.

"Aww man! you should have heard that telephone actress from Red Hot Latinas! Sure it cost me 2 bucks a minute, but she was a freak!"

by LiL MiSS D September 8, 2007

telephone tough-guy

A person who talks big shit on the telephone but IRL is a huge pussy.

Unknown: "You're a bitch, you couldn't whip shit."
Jim: "What are you, some sort of telephone tough-guy?? Give me your address and I'll come kick your ass"
Unknown: *click*

by benguild August 28, 2014

Mexican Telephone

A string and 2 or more cans attached to the ends.

Lupe! Can you hear me? Yes, Pedro I can. Awesome! We successfully made a Mexican Telephone System!

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

telephone

1) n. An antiquaited communication device with a handset for listening and speaking into, either directly connected by multi-strand wire or with a battery and transmitter to a base receiver, either type also tethered to the wall and connected to an external line out to the ethernet or phone system.
2) n. The defining communication method of the 20th century, connecting people around the planet, and ending isolation anywhere in the world.

Grandma, tell us about how you use to have a phone that was tied to the wall that you couldn't take anywhere.

by cunninglinguist May 16, 2005

telephone call

One breast in the ear and one in the mouth

Making a telephone call. Similar to motor boating without the sound

by Loves2Poop December 2, 2013

Tabasco Telephone

The performance of covering the receiving end of a telephone with Tabasco sauce, then plowing it into your girlfriends anus. Then remove it, and call your parents.

Dude, I really want to give her a Tabasco Telephone. Yeah man that would be sweet.

by big old boner November 11, 2009

Tucker Telephone

A Tucker Telephone is the electrical magneto unit of a field telephone that has been modified to administer an electrical shock. Named after a Warden Tucker from a Georgia prison who used it to torture inmates, it has now become a popular device in BDSM electrical play.

My sub was getting out of line so I hooked his balls up to the old Tucker Telephone

by Inspector Gadget March 15, 2005