tarped

A specialized injury found often in baseball parks. As the tarp is run out over the field to protect the surface from rain, one of the team trips (or loses a leg), and is covered by the tarp.

Where's Walt?

I don't know. He was just here. What's that bump over there?

Dude. Walt got tarped.

by PsychoPuppyDad July 31, 2010

Duct Taper

Someone who's so irritating when they talk you want to duct tape their mouth shut.

Duct Tape fixes everything.

That woman wont shut up during the movie. She's a Duct Taper.

by diongham September 6, 2010

Coffee Tamper

a stubby metalic object that is quite similar to an anal but plug. its real purpose is the use in preparing a ht cup of coffee. however many beg the question, "do you use it before or after you prepare a hot cup of dark brown joe?"

tom loves loves his coffee tamper when he brews his coffee in the morning, his wife jane loves his cofee tamper when shes in bed.....

by CHYEAAA!!!!1 April 12, 2010

Tamper Room

A private room used for masturbating. In particular whilst watching pornographic movies.

Mick is going to the tamper room for a wank.

by Howard Green June 16, 2006

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.

George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder

by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011

tapers

A type of stretched ear piercing where the plug tapers to a point behind the earlobe.

I was thinking about tunnels, but I think I'll get tapers after all.

by liaotin February 15, 2010

Tapper

Usually in online gaming (typically in FPS games), when a person turns there modem on standby, or pulls a cord out and plugs it back in. When that happens, it appears to that person that everyone is standing still, so they can just go around and kill anyone they want while they are standing still. You usually know when this happens when all of a sudden a person gets many kills in a extremely small amount of time.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 2.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 3.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 4.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 5.

Anonymous 1 has killed Anonymous 6.

"0mfg tapper n33b! R3p0rted ur sorry @$$!!"

by Evzfire13 April 12, 2009