When two women are scissoring, one queefs into the other's vaginal opening. The second woman then emits her own queef adding to the volume of the queef. This continues until both vaginas are completely full of fishy air.
Female 1: "I'm really bored. Do you want to watch a movie?"
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
Female 2: "Only after we get some queef-scissoring done."
by firestick69 November 21, 2010
Get the queef-scissoring mug.The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.
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The simple act of selection of the swiss, often used to select ones choice in shops. The swiss finger is simply extending ones index finger and arm and continuing to then shake the hand of extended index finger. Thus presenting the direction to ones attention.
A swiss man shows what sandwich he desires by swiss fingering it to show his selection.
man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
man:oh she got me the wrong sandwich
swiss man: i always get what i want when i use the swiss finger! thank god im swiss!
by Swissbun November 26, 2011
Get the Swiss Finger mug.1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
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Get the Ghost scissor kicks mug.As long as you bring a Swiss Army Knife with you at all times, you'd need not fear of any man, creature, extra terrestrial being, or God himself. For as soon as you unsheathe your ultra-handy multi-tool, any stranger will instantly kneel down in respect for the man you are and beg you to spare them the shame of not owning such a holy grail of a tool. The men will deliberately force their penises to be as flaccid as humanly or inhumanly possible so your scrotum will be the largest in the next 10,000 miles, even if that means their genitalia must completely wipe itself from the nearest 80 universes. The women become so aroused they leave their significant others just to serve you and write shitty sexual Twilight Saga fanfiction using your name and image as a protagonist in hopes that you will open your eyes to them. But alas, you are so manly, so alpha, that even just the slight catch of your stare will put any unprepared woman into cardiac arrest. All the children in your field of view instantly walk away from their parents and force themselves as your child in hopes that they too will be able to be as righteous, masculine, intelligent, and awesome as you someday. The parents won't even bat an eye, because they know you will raise them to overcome this world of disappointing fast food and soy boys better than they could ever dream...
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
You aren't a true alpha male until you get one of these bad boys.
"You know, I originally bought this Swiss Army Knife to shave off my neckbeard a little, since katanas are too big for the job. I figured it would help me attract some e-Girls, but... I... I never thought- *snort* I never thought a (multi)blade like this would have so much power! I have all the women I could have ever asked for, an army of children wishing to be just like me, and men wishing they could spend just seconds with me, to just be in the presence, and have just a slight, minuscule grasp of being near to a true alpha. As soon as I showed mom this tool of mass-fortune, she instantly remarried dad, let me move back upstairs out of the basement after about 20 years, and gave me her and dad's life savings for vbucks. In fact, I'm so alpha, I was elected to be president of the U.S.A for the next 50 years by congress. Life is good." - Former neckbeard soy boy, now badass alpha male and officially announced best President of the U.S.A. to ever exist by every media outlet ever, all thanks to the power of a Swiss Army Knife.
by Sipow July 26, 2018
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