strokasaurus

To stoke crazy like a dinosaur!

"I caught my girlfriends brother in his room wacking off like a strokasaurus!"

by J-Rolla April 10, 2009

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

Vinegar strokes

The point at which there is no going back when you are about to shoot your load!

Quick, get off! I can hear my dad coming up the stairs!

I can't, I'm on the vinegar strokes and this yop has got to fly!

by Sir Cliterati January 25, 2011

The Strokes

THE BEST BAND EVER I LOVE EM :p :p :p :p :p GREAT GUYS AND GREAT MUSIC!!!!!!!

THE STROKES!!!! hehe

by ..::Emma::.. March 12, 2004

strokes

the best band.
the best songs.
the best vocalist.

try "what ever happened" from room on fire album.

by fakehappykid December 9, 2004

Strokes Per Minute

Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.

"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"

by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

stroused

stressed out
when you are stressing real bad. things are not going according to plan.. going from bad to worse with no sign of letting up.

joe: why u so quiet tonight mate?
finch: i'm stroused mate.. i had lunch with angeline today.
joe: and?
finch: she's late..
joe: late????
finch: late this month mate..this MONTH!
joe: oh... that... fuck mate! ur in for it.

by esther wandera August 20, 2006