Axe, or Lynx, is a Unilever-owned brand of men's deodorant, body spray. Popular with teens and desperate adult men who don't have the sense and/or money to buy a quality cologne.
AXE Body spray is complete fecal matter! This vile substance makes me literally physically ill! My room mate sprays on 1/4 of a can every time he uses it. I don't know whats in this "stuff," but I spend the rest of the night with an upset stomach and a headache. Ive told him repeatedly that any woman of class and substance would appreciate a fine cologne. I wish more females would speak up about their dislike of this body spray. It might convince more guys that they smell like vomit while wearing it! Wake up guys! their commercials are a marketing lie! Do you want to convince a female that your worth while? Try a $40 or more cologne, shower, and brushing your grimy teeth and tongue.
by Serious Advice February 20, 2007
Get the AXE body spray mug.When you pull down your trousers and boxers and do a huge bare ass fart or your mates face and spray his face jus a little with poo. Usually played as a prank wen the victim is asleep or restrained.
Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.
The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Its kinda like a shart but in someone's face.
The spray is usually Due to the fact that you've had the shits (diarrhoea) prior to the fart.
Guy1: 'Oh dude you just shit sprayed in jimmy's face!'
Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??
2 Hours later.
*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
Guy2: Yer... my bad. I was pissing like a girl out my ass earlier. Probli should of thought about the consequences beforehand ey??
2 Hours later.
*Jimmy wakes*
Jimmy: 'My god, someone needs a fresh pair of boxers.'
by duttyboy February 10, 2010
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the single most useful tool in urban beautification. comes in a can, used in graffiti, aka a tag, throw up, peice, bombing, stencils,
by fate April 23, 2005
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Sam: You should "Spray Bomb" that whip flat black. Spray paint is only $4.00 a can!
Sam: You should "Spray Bomb" that whip flat black. Spray paint is only $4.00 a can!
by James Rouche August 28, 2008
Get the Spray Bomb mug."Spraying the walls" occurs when a man and a woman are having a prolonged and heavy make out session when at some point the woman decides to end it; leaving the man highly aroused but unsatisfied (see Blue Balls). Having no other choice, the man has to find a private place to relieve his built up tension which by this time is so intense that when he comes the ejaculate exits his body with such force that he "sprays the walls".
Jane had given Jim such a bad case of blue balls that when he got home to finally rub one out he pretty much had to "spray the walls" with his jizz.
by Suggy Huggy March 23, 2009
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1.) Today I decided to give my girl the business and that bitch skunk sprayed my new sheets and carpet.
by Nerdgenius June 12, 2010
Get the Skunk Spray mug.High velocity ejaculate from a penis tip, the force being so great that the ejaculate disperses within in the air column in a spraying manner.
Opposite of a rope of cum.
Opposite of a rope of cum.
I hit her in the face with my cum spray.
Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.
Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.
Her eyes were sealed shut when the cum spray on her face dried.
Be careful, there’s cum spray on the floor.
by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010
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