MyFamily'sPooraphobia

The irrational fear of going into a store realizing your family is poor and you cant afford expensive clothes that you dont need.

Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."

by MeowMeowMeow26 January 17, 2011

spoonage

A sexual inuendo for many sexual acts like blow jobs or eating out.

Kayla put the spoon in her mouth and removed it slowly, and Ashlyn yelled "Kayla, nice spoonage!" Dan then offered her more spoonage while cooking.

by jmb11111 March 11, 2009

spoonage

When a person grabs a plastic spoon(or spork), puts some kind of food on its end and flicks the food in another's face

Alex had some major spoonage on Mike at the lunch table

by Gabe November 10, 2003

Spoozing

A hybrid of shopping and pub crawl. Also known as a man's way to tolerate Christmas shopping by injecting booze into the scenario.

Later today I'm going spoozing with a buddy of mine, hopefully we don't get arrested.

by Ricky "The Dick" December 21, 2010

Spoofani-pusu

A slang term that means dumb bitch

Wow my girl friend is such a spoofani-pusu.

by schwinic November 9, 2010

Spoonap

A nap with another person that involves spooning.

My girlfriend and I were tired, so we took a spoonap. It was nice.

by holabp March 7, 2011

spoozm

The simultaneous occurrence of pooping, sneezing, and ejaculating. It is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.

1. During the debate, Mitt Romney sneezed on stage. He was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.

by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman November 30, 2011