slocantrustifarian

A spoiled middle class white 25-65 year old who has adopted the surface ideals of whatever philosophy or religion or poiltcal flavour of the week is cool and hep. They know little of these ideals below the surfae of them. They will talk fondly of Woody Guthrie or Micheal Frente ideals and yet pay their employees minimum wage or with a basket of food. They dress self-conciously in hemp and dirty but " oh so cool" clothes that they buy in Nelson. They burn their garbage and their fieldsor yards between long rants about the environment, they treat others without respect or trust or love but they smoke so much pot that they truly believe they are enlightened and beautiful and aware people.
They claim to be poor but are often not seen in the colder months of the year because they are in Hawaii or Thailand or Bali.
Hailing from, or at least having a few kids and moving on,these are a Nothern Cousin to the American trustifarian living in the Slocan Valley in B.C.

Q- “Did you see that Slocantrustifarian have a temper tantrum when she couldn't get into the " treat your neighbors nicely seminar? "
A- "No I couldn't, the smoke from her burning green wood and the smell of her burning garbage and the sound of her drunk boyfriend of the week's chainsaw prevented me from seeing that"
-" yeah I hear she's pregnant again "

by eriscsnotreallymyname April 17, 2007

slocomb high school

A school where people talk about everyone behind there back then the next day they are friends. Also one where people like to start rumors about others

Slocomb High School where everyone wants to talk about you and then be friends.

by Does it matter December 6, 2018

Shlockabooger

Sophie

Come here shlockabooger

by Bean slawfish May 24, 2019

splack

The breaking of a steering column on a G.M. car in order to steal the vehicle.

How did you get that Cadillac? I used a slim jim to get in then i splacked the column.

by GixxxerMan June 22, 2011

splice

1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.

Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.

by Vatman October 20, 2010

Splickle

The last bit of cum that comes out of your knob after you have came.

I have just wiped my knob clean then a little splickle has come out

by kizza bee May 11, 2012

Sploaf

Another name for a smoking device.
A.K.A Cigarette, Spliff, Joint, Cigar

"Ben, i'm going to roll my self a Tobacco Sploaf"

"Adam, i'm going to roll myself a Sploaf of the Cannabis variety"

"Man, i'm blazed from the marijuana sploaf"

by Cannabosian December 27, 2012