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Spimp

1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
by webster tarpley November 8, 2008
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organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".
Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.
by james savik September 26, 2006
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spim

An online advertising solicitation sent via an Instant Messenger program, usually containing a link to a website featuring services such as pornography, credit repair, or prescription drug sales. Like spam, these communications are often sent under the guise of being a message from a friend. The links enclosed may also be used to spread viruses.
Come check out my hot new webcam! My sorority sisters and I are about to take a shower together! <click here>
by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005
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Crack Spasm

(noun) an unexpected, spontaneous, explosive release of ones inner excitement.
"All we heard was, 'OH YAH!!!!!!' from the other room, i figured my roommate had a crack spasm."
by Ner For Sure April 30, 2009
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Anal Spasm

When a fat person farts and their ass proceeds to shake, rattle, and roll.
*fat person farts*
guy 1: eww, did you see that?
guy 2:yeah, that fat guy just had an anal spasm.
by awww gross February 18, 2009
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SpasmASM

The result of having a spasm whilst saying the word 'spasm'.
Renee: "Lately, I've been having lots of SpasmASMs -"

Molly: "Woah! Did you just have a spasm whilst saying the word spasm?! God, I have to put this on Urban Dictionary!"
by hyphens_attack October 20, 2011
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spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.
Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.
by VICERN January 15, 2014
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