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SpasmASM 

The result of having a spasm whilst saying the word 'spasm'.
Renee: "Lately, I've been having lots of SpasmASMs -"

Molly: "Woah! Did you just have a spasm whilst saying the word spasm?! God, I have to put this on Urban Dictionary!"
SpasmASM by hyphens_attack October 20, 2011
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Spasmgasm 

When the sound of one's orgasm most resembles the sounds he/she would make when having a seizure.
Last night my girlfriend had a spasmgasm. I thought a baby seal was dying.
Spasmgasm by AxelScar December 21, 2009
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Spasmgasm 

(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time
Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.
Spasmgasm by John Kellis Fernando January 6, 2007

spasmastic 

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.
Dude, that is so spasmastic.
spasmastic by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spasgasm 

a spasgasm is when you start spassing out and you do it long enough which gives you an orgasm
damn that girl was shaking so much she nearly had a spasgasm
spasgasm by Cameleo September 28, 2006

spasmgasm 

An involuntary bodily spasm resembling the pleasant sensation of an orgasm in another part of the body that would not usually experience orgasm.

adjectival derivatives:

spasmgasmic
spasmgasmical
spasmicgasmic
spasmicalgasmical
I am having a spasmgasm in my neck!
spasmgasm by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Spasgasm 

When during masturbation, ejaculation causes you to have a seizure or a spastic attack
"Dude, last night I heard my brother having a spasgasm while masturbating"
Spasgasm by Mattu_Farlygard March 12, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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