California sober

To abstain from all drugs and alcohol except marijuana.

"No thanks," Kasey said as Cindy offered a beer, "I'm California Sober this month."

by Calibuoy January 17, 2019

Soldering Iron

A tool used for soldering circuits and for stabbing people in the face, particularly by Christopher Walken

Wha-shoo-say? You're talking to me all wrong...its the wrong tone...you do it again and i'll stab in the face with a soldering iron!

by theblurfromjoisy July 28, 2010

Sober October

1- The act of making a conscious decision to remain sober, or partly sober, through the month of october, until Halloween, when everyone goes full out.

2- Choosing to stop using a certain substance throughout the month of october, often only applies to weekdays

Its sober october, no more smoking pot at school Octsober

by coolcat5562 November 14, 2011

Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 15, 2012

soberbeast

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.

so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala

by wowso cool July 29, 2014

Solben

An adjective describing a girl who is gains significant attractiveness when she wears sunglasses - also known as the sunglasses effect.

Mark: Dude that girl is so hot!
*girl takes off sunglasses
Charlie: Nah man, she's solben
Gabe: She's so solben she just went from a 1 to a 0

by mcamero2 March 18, 2014

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022