Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.

"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant

by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

bum sniffle

when a male enters his member into a girls pooh whole, then she wipes that shit up with her tounge.

hey man, i gave abby a good bum sniffle last night

by jacob chambers August 3, 2009

Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

Mr. Sniffles

Runny / stuffy nose

I am with Mr. sniffles.

How to loose a guy in 10 days

by Mrs.Sands November 17, 2013

Sniffling

Sniffing, and shuffling at the same time.. used when your sad.
For when shuffling isnt enough to make you happy.

Jordan: What you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Sniffling :(
Jordan: what for?
Ryan: Just broke up with my girlfriend :(

by BigBeefyBarstool April 10, 2011

Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

by BKD1099 October 27, 2016