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Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.
When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017
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diet peach snapple

The best and most addictive Snapple. If you drink 2 or more bottles you'll be up for the night.
Diet Peach Snapple gave me insomnia and raped my pet hyena.
by Pwnsauce July 29, 2006
mugGet the diet peach snapplemug.

Snapples my apples

This expression is used in two cases.

1- If you try to help an old lady at a grocery store.

2- If someone asks you who is your favorite artist and you say Glee
1- You: Hello Ma'm. Let me help you with those groceries.

Nice Old Woman: Oh thank you son. Snapples my apples.

You: Shut up bitch. (Punch in the face)

2- Dude1: Hey, dude, who are you listening to?

Dude2: Glee is singing, duh

Dude1: Snapples my apples!!

Dude2: Thanks homie
by Fargas111 December 5, 2010
mugGet the Snapples my applesmug.

bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'
*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"
by rattyonce November 21, 2016
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Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015
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snapple juice mancake

a heap of plates, apple juice boxes, pancakes, ham, syrup and garbage
the snapple juice mancake was bitchin
by oppop June 29, 2009
mugGet the snapple juice mancakemug.

strawberry kiwi snapple

it's a drink, period queen. basically the best snapple flavor ykkk. me and anthony made this on facetime so yes😌
"What drink do you want? A strawberry kiwi snapple!"
by bjayberookkyn November 29, 2020
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