Snitching

When somebody runs to the police or somebody of authority to turn in somebody over something minor and can be fixed easily. Turning in somebody for something SERIOUS does NOT count as snitching.

Snitching: "Officer, somebody ran a red light. The license plate number was so-and-so, driving a pickup truck".

Not snitching: "Officer, I witnessed a rape. The person had a leather jacket and blue jeans. The victim was wearing a blue blouse with a pink skirt.

by MetalHead16 January 22, 2011

stitching quilts

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.

what's wrong with Bryan?

homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be

straddling the fence.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Switching

The act of switching off the lights on an innocent civilian who is taking a shit

Me and the bois went switching at Walmart last night but we almost got pinched by the security!

by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021

Kyle Smithing

To do something badly and continue to bitch about it.

Man calm down you don't want to be Kyle Smithing in front of them.

by Javaning August 8, 2018

Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

kart skitching

The act of placing a shopping cart on the passenger side of a car, and having the passenger lean out the window, while hanging onto the cart. The driver then accelerates the car to the highest speed possible. Then the passenger pushes the cart away aiming for a curb, building, etc. The bigger the crash the better.

dude, we should totally go kart skitching tonight.

by nipples May 24, 2007