shizer

you talk a lot of shizer

by chrissy March 20, 2003

swizeet

holy shit that is tite!

Brandon Yaras is Swizeet!

by Salmandar March 30, 2003

shwife

Super Hot Wife. An incredibly beautiful married chick.

Have you seen Michael's fiance? She's gonna make one hell of a shwife.

See also: Shousewife.

by Michael Salzhauer August 2, 2007

Shizer Bart

German for "Shit Beard". Refers to a person with a totally lame beard, grown for all the wrong reasons. Usually worn by someone who thinks they are way cooler then they really are. The bearer of a Shizer Bart is usually one who flatulates on a more than normal basis.

Peter: Check out my new beard, totally awesome huh?

Curtis: That's a total Shizer Bart guy! Did you just fart?

by Winks007 July 7, 2011

shizer

two german girls crapping on each others mouth

dude i just saw this nasty shizer

by ben mccubbins July 8, 2003

shwizzle

It means to get head and bang a M.I.L.F at the same time without a commitment.

Im having a SHWIZZLE and it is off the hizzle with Tiffany's nigwhore.

by Rob A.K.A. Blackrob April 10, 2003

shizered

To be extremely intoxicated with alcoholic beverages

"Sorry love i was shizered"

by nick October 23, 2004