shmoffle

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

by Debbi April 21, 2008

[Shpiffshnur]

A woman who excelles in school classes.

I tell you what that Tiffany is a real Shpiffshnur she'll go to harvard some day!

by Michael Sheridan January 11, 2009

Shiffie

The act of taking a selfie while sitting on toilet, originating from the English words shit and selfie

Bruh, check out this epic "shiffie" I just took in the bathroom! *Sends shiffie*

by AnAmbiguousLawnChair January 20, 2015

shmuff

A loving act to another

The boy made a shmuff for the girl

by HollyPenyo March 24, 2017

Shmif

Barbies with their heads shaved; beautiful

I got a Shmif for my birthday.

by Yeeer October 22, 2017

shifferaw

A loud and very happy person who is very forgiving and loves sports

Shifferaw’s are really nice

by Fsuvxfj January 4, 2018

*shniff*

when a nerd gets high off of informational books

nerd:*reads national geographic book*
nerd: "WOAH MAN"
person: "man you *shniff*ing again???

by Your personal gibberish swears September 21, 2018