shwitzer

the act of masturbating in seltzer water and passing it as alka seltzer

man, I just made friend a shwitzer and he downed it

by Joseph Wiener October 20, 2007

Shitzy

The complete opposite of "Ritzy" or anti-ritzy so to speak.

Adjective meaning lacking class.

I picked up a hooker and headed out to a shitzy motel

by The Double Duce January 15, 2008

shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

slitz

the state one is reduced to after too much weed. Most notable symptoms include the eyes closing over, a permanent grin and the inability to speak

“If Slitz gets any worse we may have to cut is eyelids open”

by Geddy April 19, 2005

shitzuki

a slang term used to refer to 'SUZUKI' as a piece of shit

OH GOD not another shitzuki

by Robert David Alexander Jones January 13, 2008

Shnitz

-> a much better way of saying shit.
-> makes saying the everyday swear word 'shit' more fun

"What the shnitz"
"Im not putting up with this shnitz"
"holyyy shnitz"

by PrincessCaitzor&Pizzuh June 7, 2009

the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by josh May 7, 2005