slitz 

the state one is reduced to after too much weed. Most notable symptoms include the eyes closing over, a permanent grin and the inability to speak

“If Slitz gets any worse we may have to cut is eyelids open”

slitz by Geddy April 19, 2005

slitz 

a swedish slut, whore

wow, that a bunch of tight slitz

slitz by Ringo November 11, 2003

Tit slit 

The very slight and sexually arousing slit that appears when a woman is barely exposing just enough of her cleavage (also known as breasts, "titties", "honkers", "jugs") so as to entice straight men and lesbians. Can often be far more titilating (pun fully intended) than a woman exposing all her top half immediately.

"She was a saucy minx, but not a full on slapper. You could see just the right amount of tit slit"

Tit slit by Mrmacho September 5, 2014

skitz mission 

Captialised by Leslie Mackerel in The Big Lez Show, it means to endeavour on an adventure that one can not put into formal language.

Sassy:"Watcha doin lez"
Lez:"I'm goin on a skitz mission cunt"

skitz mission by RealChoccyMilk September 16, 2017

skitz 

word used by druggo ozzys or big lez show fans. used to describe a mental state.

mum-“oi ya fucken druggo lets go do
some skitz shit”
son-“ah fuck yeah, cunt! fucking skitz cunt m8”
dad-“oi ya fucken skitzo fucken bring me in on dis cunt”
mum-“fuck off cunt!”
son-“yeah dad fuck outta my face ya fucken potato head lookin druggo”

skitz by Ellen ripley January 14, 2018

Shitzkrieg 

A very quick but thorough bowel movement, often times involving a ghost poop.

Peter used the war-proven tactic of Shitzkrieg in order to catch the 9 o'clock train.

Shitzkrieg by Kommandant Hemphill October 1, 2009

Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.

Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.

Persian Shitzu by AKitts June 30, 2016