Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
If you are deeply in love with someone you call them βShittyHairβ nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.
Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...