Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

shittymorph by vynepa February 11, 2019

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Shitty Salmon

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

Shitty Salmon by Zesteas December 6, 2021

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Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

Shitty Hair by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

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Poopy Shitty Bum Bum

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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