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sharp shit

when your poop gets hard and pointy and hurts your rectom when you go to the bathroom.
I took a sharp shit the other day, i almost cried!
by cheese man123 August 24, 2005
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Al Sharpton

A fat fucking pig blactivist who got Don Imus fired, a man who selflessly donates to charties and hospitals. He is also commonly known for his double standards and bad hair.
According to Al Sharpton, black people can mock white people freely, but white people should be exterminated.
by Gerard Cole April 19, 2007
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Fix up look sharp

uk slang 4 'Get ur act togetha'
wat u playin at fool 'fix up look sharp'
by wigga July 30, 2004
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Sheep and Sharks

That Guy believes that everyone is either one of these two creatures. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep.
“Let's cut to the chase. There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?”
by Lugs-o October 18, 2004
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sharp skin

Offshoots of the traditional skinheads originating from England in 1969. SHARP (SkinHeads Against Racial Prejudice) were sick of the media perceiving all skinheads as Nazi skinheads (boneheads). As the skinhead subculture is heavily influenced by BLACK rudeboys and ska music, it is ridiculous to think that Nazi's adopted it. Most SHARP's are hard-working, middle-class warriors who won't take shit from ANYONE.
The person above (in a while below) is a piece of shit Nazi and will get his ass kicked by SHARP skins if he keeps up with his hillbilly white power shit.

Don't mess with a sharp skin.
by SHARP CR April 26, 2009
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sharpen the beaver cleaver

to hurriedly masturbate in preparation for vaginal sex; for the expressed purpose of cleaving the beav
after a chilly swim i had to sharpen the beaver cleaver before giving your mom a screaming pelican, so as not to appear baby dicked
by kootermaniac April 2, 2004
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Sharksmas

A mf who might be gay but we don't fully know yet who is on ifunny
That mf Sharksmas posted a new meme on ifunny
by Sharksmas November 24, 2018
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